Your money is bleeding out in a dashboard you stopped checking.
I don't sell “brand awareness.” I run autopsies on marketing spend, isolate the exact leak, and rebuild the pipeline into a predictable revenue generator. Performance marketing that behaves like physics — predictable, compounding, merciless.
No discovery call theatre. No 40-slide decks. Just the math, and what it's costing you.Every single day your ads run unoptimized,
you are paying Mark Zuckerberg
to personally train your competitors
on what your customers actually want.
[ AUDIT WARNING ]
You're not advertising. You're tutoring the enemy.
I end the tuition.
Then I turn the leak into a flywheel that doesn't stop.
I could describe myself. Numbers are less biased.
and not one rupee I couldn't explain in a sentence.
the boring kind of growth. the kind that survives a bad quarter.
same budget. half the waste. your CFO stops emailing you.
compounding. not a sugar high.
“These aren't projections. They already happened to someone who used to be exactly as nervous as you are right now.”
The 8 things I'll find wrong with you in 30 minutes
No fluff. No “synergy.” Eight specific places your money is leaking, and exactly what I weld shut.
Want proof in 20 seconds? Here's a free autopsy.
Drag the sliders. I'll show you — live — roughly how much of your money is currently on fire. No email required. No catch. Consider it a sample of how I think.
Monthly Loss
₹1,10,000/ month on fire
Yearly Loss
₹13,20,000/ year wasted
Autopsy Report:
“This isn't a budget problem. It's a structure problem. Fixable. Fast.”
That was a 20-second guess from two sliders. Imagine what 20 hours with my eyes on your actual account finds.
I'm done watching it burn →I'd tell you I'm good. They're more believable.
Founders and growth leads who stopped guessing. Names withheld on request — references available when we're serious.
“Brijmohan took over our Meta spend of ₹80L/mo. Blended ROAS scaled from 1.8 to 4.2 in just 60 days. An absolute powerhouse in paid media.”
“Before him we were burning cash. Within 90 days he cut our CAC by 34% and doubled our demo pipeline. He completely restructured how we think about acquisition.”
“His technical knowledge of tracking is second to none. Server-side CAPI, rebuilt GA4 funnels — we finally had absolute attribution clarity.”
“His retention flows (Wati + Klaviyo) recovered over ₹1.2 Cr in abandoned checkouts and doubled our customer lifetime value.”
“Scaled native Taboola ads to ₹30L/month at a 3.1x Day-1 ROI. Class-leading performance marketing, full stop.”
“Rebuilt our landing page architecture. Page speed went from 6s to 1.2s — directly drove a 45% lift in lead conversion.”
“Brijmohan took over our Meta spend of ₹80L/mo. Blended ROAS scaled from 1.8 to 4.2 in just 60 days. An absolute powerhouse in paid media.”
“Before him we were burning cash. Within 90 days he cut our CAC by 34% and doubled our demo pipeline. He completely restructured how we think about acquisition.”
“His technical knowledge of tracking is second to none. Server-side CAPI, rebuilt GA4 funnels — we finally had absolute attribution clarity.”
“His retention flows (Wati + Klaviyo) recovered over ₹1.2 Cr in abandoned checkouts and doubled our customer lifetime value.”
“Scaled native Taboola ads to ₹30L/month at a 3.1x Day-1 ROI. Class-leading performance marketing, full stop.”
“Rebuilt our landing page architecture. Page speed went from 6s to 1.2s — directly drove a 45% lift in lead conversion.”
“The growth partner you wish you'd hired a year ago. Exceptional funnel building and attribution modeling.”
“Restructured our local Meta lead-gen funnels and solved our lead-quality problem — 2.2x increase in actual sales closures.”
“Automated our lead routing with Zapier + HubSpot and killed the spreadsheets. Saved the team 15+ hours every week.”
“His Looker Studio dashboard caught a leak in our mobile checkout that was costing ₹15L/month. Found it in a week.”
“His direct-response creative framework revived our entire pipeline. CAC down 25% in three weeks.”
“Turned our dead LinkedIn campaigns into a predictable funnel. The quality of our sales conversations skyrocketed.”
“The growth partner you wish you'd hired a year ago. Exceptional funnel building and attribution modeling.”
“Restructured our local Meta lead-gen funnels and solved our lead-quality problem — 2.2x increase in actual sales closures.”
“Automated our lead routing with Zapier + HubSpot and killed the spreadsheets. Saved the team 15+ hours every week.”
“His Looker Studio dashboard caught a leak in our mobile checkout that was costing ₹15L/month. Found it in a week.”
“His direct-response creative framework revived our entire pipeline. CAC down 25% in three weeks.”
“Turned our dead LinkedIn campaigns into a predictable funnel. The quality of our sales conversations skyrocketed.”
Let's find the money you didn't know you were losing.
Tell me what hurts. I'll tell you — straight — whether I can fix it, and roughly what it's worth. Whether we work together or not, you'll leave this conversation with something useful.